Bad: Your daughter picks a huge booger out of her nose during her bedtime story. You send her to the bathroom to dispose of it.
Worse: Hours later, you grab a Kleenex from the bathroom box and discover that same booger carefully preserved in the corner. Of a tissue that has not even left the box.
She was being economical???
ReplyDeleteOh, but my child feeds me his boogers. (Or tries to until I realize what is going on.)
ReplyDelete"C'mon Mommy, Yummy!"
At least yours uses a tissue - who knows where my son puts him...
ReplyDeleteI mean "them" - I need to learn to double check my comments before hitting the "publish" button!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Last week we were at a friend's house and while playing in her child's bedroom noticed *many* boogers smeared on the wall next to the child's bed. It was one of those "should I tell her or not" situations.
ReplyDeleteA tissue still left in the box, or a dozen tissues for one tiny dribble of snot - take your pick.
ReplyDeleteSomeday, they'll be able to hit that happy medium. Someday.
Oh my god. Not ready for this. Not. Ready.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteA lot.
Oh my. I've just had a vision of my future.
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