embedded in an eyebrow
how can I zap you?
crib escape artist
why do you choose the highest
end to crawl over?
daughter has cough drops
in pocket? fill out this form
in quadruplicate
feeds kids organic
diet, but leaves vacant car
running for an hour
need server for work
first email says it's down, next
one says it's stolen
Fabulous haiku!
ReplyDeleteThis is my first visit, love the look!
*off to view more*
love the haiku! hey...i just recently had a zit, too...but smack dab in the middle of my cheek...awful!
ReplyDeletemy littlest guy...used to jump out of his crib. by 15 months old, i had to put him in a big boy bed...now, he jumps out of that...oy!
Oh man, perfect for the WTF edition! LOL
ReplyDeleteHAPPY HAIKU FRIDAY!
A stolen server? That's a definite WTF.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm wondering if I needed to fill out a form for the chapstick Tacy carried with her yesterday. Ooooops.
Yeah, how does one steal a server??
ReplyDeleteI got slapped by the daycare ladies one day when my kid had a quarter in the pocket of her hand-me-down coat, a quarter that had come with the coat.
Oh, I hate those zits in the eyebrows! And they always hurt the worst, too!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the server. If it's stolen, then technically the first e-mail is still correct.
WTF, indeed. That is NUTS!
ReplyDeleteI hate those eyebrow zits,too. Such a pain!
How does one go about stealing a server?!?
ReplyDeleteAs for the zit, I'm right there with you. I look like a pubescent girl right now.
Eyebrow zits are awful. Like inside the nose zits. I hope it clears soon. I would so leave the car running, too. Hell, I went through the express lane in the grocery yesterday & left my cell. How's that for time management.
ReplyDeleteGreat haiku! Love the WTF edition!
ReplyDeletea stolen server...that's a first for me...
ReplyDeleteand zits in eyebrows are yucky...hope it goes away soon
and the car, well...don't feel too bad, I saw a Hummer in the Whole Foods parking lot this week.
lol - love these! okay, feeling not so good for you about the zit and the server part (stolen??!!).
ReplyDeletea zit and a stolen server ... wtf indeed!
ReplyDeleteStolen? It's not hard to do - unplug and pick it up. But why would anyone who has access to it want it? Bummer.
ReplyDeleteLove all those -- WHO leaves their car running for an hour?!
ReplyDeleteGreat, great haiku. You rock.
ReplyDeleteYou are the mastering mistress of the Haiku girlie! LOVE those.
ReplyDeleteThat was great! I'm a little baffled over the stolen server too.
ReplyDeleteSmile. I still remember my daughter climbing out of her crib, being told it was nap time, and proceeding to climb back into her crib and wail that she wanted "out."
ReplyDeleteShe's 21 now, not traumatized at all by that incident.