- "Take savasana."
- "That concludes our winter pledge drive here on public radio."
- "One minute of abs and we are out of workout 1."*
- "The 3-hour meeting was cancelled."
- "OK, you can empty your bladder now."
- "You'll be getting a tax refund this year."
- [Child:] "Zzzzzzz."
*Forgive me, mother(hood uncensored), for I have skipped a day of shredding. I tweaked my neck somehow--not from the Shred--so I gave myself yesterday off. Today, though, it's back on. Even though I have company at home (a kid waiting out her "24 hours fever-free" quarantine).
Falling off the shred wagon is okay, not getting back on would be problematic! I give you credit for just doing it!
ReplyDeleteha ha. I am not even shredding and I am relieved.
ReplyDeleteWe waited out the fever over the weekend. I can't TELL you how relieved I was when she woke up for the second day in a row with a cool head. She claimed her tummy hurt. When I asked what it felt like she said: "It feels like I should stay home from school today." Yeah, right.
ReplyDeleteDammit, gotta make that CPA appt. I'd rather shred.
ReplyDeleteI think you're all awesome for doing this.
ReplyDeleteOr child's pose. Love child's pose.
ReplyDeleteDoes it count that I *watched* episode one of the Shred. I wanted to see what it was all about.
I don't think I could do it in my living room because I would wake the whole house with all that jump roping.
As I was bagging EIGHT lawn bags of garden detritus, I thought to myself that it was at least the same amount of work as 1 session of shred.
Ok. I'll ask. What's shredding?
ReplyDeleteWe all need a day off once in a while from exercise. (I'm on day 1,289, but who's counting?)
ReplyDeleteI love '3 hr mtg canceled' - all the day's possibilities open up.
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