The other day I had a babysitter come over for a few hours to play with Jo so I could get some work done. To my delight, they decided to make a lemonade stand together. (I mean, I was delighted that someone else was making the signs and squeezing the lemons and sitting out on the sidewalk shilling sugar water.)
That night, Opie announced: "Tomorrow, Jo can have a lemonade stand and I will have a ... a ... a BACON STAND!"
"Step right up, folks! Get yer crispy fried pork products right here!"