OPIE: No, my name is not Opie.MOM: It's not? What is it?
OPIE: It's ... Nothing! [laughs maniacally]
JO: Why don't you say your name is ... Zac!
OPIE: Yeah! Zac!
JO: Zac Efron!
OPIE: No, TROY Efron!
J & O: [die laughing]
*All hail Aimee for the awesome photoshoppage.
