Friday, January 04, 2008

Haiku Friday: WTF edition

tiny angry zit
embedded in an eyebrow
how can I zap you?

crib escape artist
why do you choose the highest
end to crawl over?

daughter has cough drops
in pocket? fill out this form
in quadruplicate

feeds kids organic
diet, but leaves vacant car
running for an hour

need server for work
first email says it's down, next
one says it's stolen

Haiku Friday

19 comments:

Rachel said...

Fabulous haiku!
This is my first visit, love the look!
*off to view more*

suchsimplepleasures said...

love the haiku! hey...i just recently had a zit, too...but smack dab in the middle of my cheek...awful!
my littlest guy...used to jump out of his crib. by 15 months old, i had to put him in a big boy bed...now, he jumps out of that...oy!

secret agent mama said...

Oh man, perfect for the WTF edition! LOL

HAPPY HAIKU FRIDAY!

mothergoosemouse said...

A stolen server? That's a definite WTF.

And now I'm wondering if I needed to fill out a form for the chapstick Tacy carried with her yesterday. Ooooops.

Magpie said...

Yeah, how does one steal a server??

I got slapped by the daycare ladies one day when my kid had a quarter in the pocket of her hand-me-down coat, a quarter that had come with the coat.

Christina said...

Oh, I hate those zits in the eyebrows! And they always hurt the worst, too!

LOL at the server. If it's stolen, then technically the first e-mail is still correct.

GHD said...

WTF, indeed. That is NUTS!

I hate those eyebrow zits,too. Such a pain!

jennifer said...

How does one go about stealing a server?!?

As for the zit, I'm right there with you. I look like a pubescent girl right now.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Eyebrow zits are awful. Like inside the nose zits. I hope it clears soon. I would so leave the car running, too. Hell, I went through the express lane in the grocery yesterday & left my cell. How's that for time management.

Bren said...

Great haiku! Love the WTF edition!

melissa said...

a stolen server...that's a first for me...

and zits in eyebrows are yucky...hope it goes away soon

and the car, well...don't feel too bad, I saw a Hummer in the Whole Foods parking lot this week.

Jenn said...

lol - love these! okay, feeling not so good for you about the zit and the server part (stolen??!!).

janet said...

a zit and a stolen server ... wtf indeed!

Lady M said...

Stolen? It's not hard to do - unplug and pick it up. But why would anyone who has access to it want it? Bummer.

Jen M. said...

Love all those -- WHO leaves their car running for an hour?!

Rhea said...

Great, great haiku. You rock.

Lisa said...

You are the mastering mistress of the Haiku girlie! LOVE those.

Alex Elliot said...

That was great! I'm a little baffled over the stolen server too.

Daisy said...

Smile. I still remember my daughter climbing out of her crib, being told it was nap time, and proceeding to climb back into her crib and wail that she wanted "out."
She's 21 now, not traumatized at all by that incident.