Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Dollhouse attacker returns

OH NOES
JO'S ROOM (AP) -- Several members of the Doll family were found clinging to their second-story windows this weekend, after an apparent repeat attack by the giant baby that has previously wreaked havoc on their home.

"He's even bigger now, but I know it was the same baby," said Mrs. Doll, who was unhurt in the incident but remains traumatized by the sight of her two youngest children teetering halfway out of the master bedroom window. "I could just tell by the steely glint in his eye, and the pudgy fingers that so cruelly grabbed my children and husband and stuck them in all the window frames."

Firefighters rescued the Doll family and doctors say they will suffer no long-term effects. The family vows to remain in the home, despite the threat of yet another giant baby attack. "If we leave, it's like the baby wins," said Mr. Doll.

"At least this time he left our pets alone."

17 comments:

Lisa said...

Ahahahahhaa. LOVE that.

I hope the Giant baby doesn't turn into an ornery boy who likes to rip the heads off of dolls (like my brother was). If that ever becomes the case, methinks the doll family may need to move someplace far, far away (as in a higher shelf.)

Christina said...

*snort*

That was hilarious!

bubandpie said...

I love these dispatches from the treacherous land of Doll family.

Magpie said...

Funny - that Doll family has its hands full.

Nancy said...

*snort!*

Julie Pippert said...

LOL!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I'm surprised this didn't make the national news!

ewe are here said...

Is it wrong to secretly root for the Giant Baby?

heh heh

mothergoosemouse said...

I can't wait to see what kind of havoc a little boy will wreak on all the girlie toys here.

Alex Elliot said...

Those pets better look out!

chickadee said...

that's a great picture. the whole story reminded me of "The Meanest Doll in the World" one of our favorite books.

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

I would *so* do demented things like that.

Binkytown said...

I think you might have another Tim Burton on your hands- and I mean that in the good-highly creative-critically-acclaimed-gets to hang with Johnny Depp-way.

Not the creepy wierd hair way.

Bon said...

crack me up, you. :)

i think that same giant baby has been terrorizing our Little People Farm here - i found the sheep stuck rather, erm, intimately on the head of the weather vane.

horrors.

Kimberly said...

Ha! My girls have taken to ripping the heads off their dolls.

Damselfly said...

It's so true. You can't let the terrorists win.

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I just woke up Hailey from laughing so loud.

Totally worth it.