Monday, April 23, 2007

I like my toddler's butt just fine the way it is

Friday morning Opie had a check-up with the ENT. In the examining room I had this "I'm so blogging THAT" moment when I spotted the following brochure:

your WHAT?!
Upon closer examination, not as titillating as one might have hoped:

that explains a lot
Bonus: More fun with the police blotter. "A resident in the 400 block of Park Street alerted police to a squirrel that appeared to be injured. An officer consulted with a representative from XYZ Environmental Center, who recommended letting nature take its course."

13 comments:

Mom101 said...

Oh my God this made me laugh out loud! Did they not know what they were hanging on the wall? Hilarious.

Christina said...

Too funny! Someone had to know that people were going to take that the wrong way. But it sure makes you look at the brochure, doesn't it?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Good marketing!

Lady M said...

Ooooh, other friends at the pediatric ENT. We didn't get such riveting reading though. Good news - we didn't have to go back to the ENT this week. We're just supposed to make of note of the last round of croup for the August checkup.

LOL on the newspaper, although sad for the squirrel.

Tracey said...

HA!! That was totally made by some guy that was wondering if he could get away with it. And he DID.

Lisa said...

T&A Adventure. Hahahahhaha. That is so funny!

And don't you just love reading the small town police blotters? Years ago, as a part time reporter, I got to write those. It is really wierd some of the stuff people will call about.

cce said...

I too used to write the police blotter and the obituaries...good times.

movin'mom said...

I totally missed that. I think that may have been near my home! hee hee hee

T & A well that person needs to go into marketing...they sure knew how to grab someone's attention!

Kate said...

Ha! Not the thing you expect to read in your child's Dr's office. Funny!

Jennifer said...

That is hilarious!!!

Definitely a "blogable moment!"

VB Mom said...
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VB Mom said...

Hey, I've been the officer who got the squirrel call. And, the one a family videotaped hauling the oppossum out of the window well.

We've done the T&A surgery, too, and the sign is a great break from the monotony of the doctor's office.

mothergoosemouse said...

Well, based on the innocence displayed in the police blotter, it's no wonder a T&A pamphlet doesn't cause a stir.