Wednesday, September 06, 2006
When toddlers attack
JO'S ROOM (AP) -- The Doll family is still reeling from an attack Tuesday that left their house in shambles and their children terrified.
"It was a giant... BABY," said Mrs. Doll, still shaken up from the incident, in which her foot was accidentally severed (it was later reattached by orthopedic surgeon Dr. MayberryMom, who used state-of-the-art Scotch tape to perform the operation). "We were just sitting there watching our cowboys-n-Indians show (I mean that's all we ever watch) when all of a sudden, the thing started grabbing all our stuff and just tossing it everywhere," said Mr. Doll.
"It's bad enough that the only bathroom in the house is on the third floor, and there are no stairs to get up there," said Mrs. Doll. "But now the toilet's in a completely different room and has been broken in half."
The family noted with relief that most of the rest of their possessions remain intact, although they are strewn throughout the house. However, the refrigerator has been completely emptied and the family cat has not been seen since the incident.
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That is the funniest thing I have read all day. I'm sitting at my desk crying I am laughing so hard.
Ha! I dig the wallpaper man! Good luck with that whole cat thing..
Oh my goodness - LOL! I think it was the no stairs to the bathroom that really got me.
Oh good grief, this is funny.
I'll put away Tacy's dollhouse. Thanks for the warning about the attacker who will be visiting our house very very very soon!!!!!!
And thankfully, no flood damage! It'd be tough to have to park a FEMA trailer outside the house. ;)
Dude. That got a smile out of me and maybe even a little chortle on this cranky, cranky morning.
Well done.
Too funny! Cats have a way of turning up in the most unexpected places...
Excellent!! I can't wait for Kaitlyn to have a dollhouse.
lololololololol!
I'm sorry. Is it wrong to laugh hysterically at the trauma that Mr and Mrs Doll and family went through when the giant baby attacked their home?
(Sometimes I laugh inappropriately)
wow. I hope everyone's okay. please keep us posted on the family's adjustment after the disturbance.
I am laughing, laughing, laughing.
Have you seen this one?
http://mimilou.blogspot.com/2006/10/desperate-doll-house-wives-we-gave.html
Someone in those comments pointed me here. :)
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