Monday, April 14, 2008

21 Squeeee Street

Which famously seafarin' star, who's shooting a movie in a nearby town, is said to be whistlin' pretty in a rented home right down the street from your faithful correspondent?

Seriously ... le tout Mayberry is abuzz with rumors. Exact quote from my neighbor (Joe is her live-in boyfriend): "One of Joe's former employees girlfriends works at Jimmy John's [sub shop] and she said they delivered food to the house." OMG it's like complete confirmation.

I've heard other tidbits from various sources in the 'hood. One of my friends has ordered me to spend my workday facing the window so I can keep track of any relevant goings-on.

Tonight I stalked walked my dog past the house to check things out for myself. From the front: Everything quiet and dark. But! From the back/side, lots of lights on and several parked vehicles, including a large dark SUV with a trailer attached.

Stay tuned, me hearties!

19 comments:

DBN said...

Who is it!!?

Lara said...

is it johnny depp?! 'cause that would be awesome!

Catizhere said...

Oohhh SWOOOON!

I love me some Johnny Depp.

Tree said...

Johnny Depp was my guess, too! Unless it is Captain Feathersword, who is not quite as exciting.

Heather said...

OOoooooo! How exciting.

Julie Pippert said...

Who is it?

I know it's not Brad and Angelina because they are here. My mom's doctor did an OB exam for her.

Okay enjoy the thrills and SHARE!

Magpie said...

Captain Jack Sparrow? My child loves him.

Mayberry said...

It IS Johnny, although I busted out laughing at Tree's suggestion!

I haven't seen him yet, but I have 10 days to catch a glimpse. You'll be the first to know.

Betsy Bird said...

Wouldn't it be the Mayberry way to deliver a casserole to the new neighbors?

motherbumper said...

REALLY REALLY Don't screw with me - is it Johnny?

One time I was house sitting and Christopher Walken was staying next store because they were doing a shoot. The house I was sitting was completely glass and I kept having these FREAKY nightmares about waking up and find Mr. Walken standing outside the window A LA DEAD ZONE.

Didn't happen.

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

The only one I could come up with was Captain Feathersword, too.

mothergoosemouse said...

My first thought was SpongeBob Squarepants.

(Must stop watching Nickelodeon. NOW.)

the mama bird diaries said...

I love Johnny Depp.

Something about a man with thick, black eyeliner.

Christina said...

Wow, Johnny Depp! You MUST get a picture. :)

GHD said...

I guessed SpongeBob Squarepant at first, too.

But, ooooooh Johnny Depp is SO much tastier...er, I mean, better!

Tree said...

Of course, if I read the title of the post, that would have given all away, now, wouldn't it?

Johnny Depp is the single most yummy man alive.

justmylife said...

If it is Johnny Depp, can I move in with you until he leaves? Please!!!!!

Kimberly said...

OMG! You must stalk him for us. ;-)

Kimberly said...

OMG, how did I miss this???

Best title ever btw...

(and, um....I have a secret crush on Captain Feathersword...)