Thursday, March 01, 2007

Dirty Laundry ~ Kickin' It MY Style!

I make my living in the college halls
Accused of crushin’ students’ balls
But wait a minute, housework calls…
Got too much dirty laundry

Well I could have been recluse
But I wound up here
Moppin’ floors and washin’ dishes
I think I need another beer
Come and wipe away my tear
Got too much dirty laundry

Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me all around

I’ve got the dinner-prep and bath-time
All before five
Let me tell ya 'bout the sink slime
Splashed up in my eye
This stack o’ dishes oughtta be a crime
Still there’s dirty laundry

Now I gotta change a diaper
Cuz it’s drippin’ wet
And...now I gotta get a phone call
A student, I bet
Get the wetwipes, break a sweat
SHIT!! The dirty laundry!

I think I really need to figure out
What's going on
Just made the second phone call
Cuz hubby’s not home
For this, the bastard will atone
Fuck the dirty laundry

Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me when I’m down
Kick me when I’m up
Kick me all around


Hi! My name is Bobita and I am visiting today for the March Blog Exchange! Usually, you can find me over at my place, Blooming Yaya, where there is no shortage of complaints about dirty laundry (even without the help of Don Henley!). Please head on over to my place where Mayberry Mom is singin’ her tune today!

If you would like to be part of next month’s Blog Exchange, please click the link above or the button in the sidebar…why not join all the fun?!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. Very cute.

Damselfly said...

OK, every time I hear Don Henley's raspy tenor, I'm going to hear him say, "I gotta change another diaper!"

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA, well done! This is gonna stick with me....

soccer mom in denial said...

I love this song and love your version.

Lisa said...

I like this song WAY better than Don Henley's version. heehee. Next time I hear that song, I'm going to be thinking of you Bobita.

Anonymous said...

lol - I think I'll be singing that as I'm folding little shirts and pajamas tomorrow :P

(via the blog exchange)

Karianna said...

Amen!

Anonymous said...

That was AWESOME.

You need to come to BlogHer '07 and join our karaoke party.