1. How to dance
2. How to sing
3. How to quit ("You know. Like leave his job.")
4. How to DON'T play with matches
5. About stop lights, go lights, and slow down lights
6. How to play the guitar
By the way, Jo and Opie are certain their new sib is a boy. Because they have consulted the Magic 8-Ball, and not only did it say that yes, it's a boy, it also said that it's not a girl. So, totally definitive.