Sunday, September 02, 2007

Hot saucy hedgehogs

Two conversations that made me go hmmmm.

1. Indoors, having lunch (which isn't PB&Js).

JO: I smell ... Mr. B.!
ME (slightly afraid of the response): Uh... what does Mr. B. smell like?
JO: Peanut butter sandwiches!
OPIE: No! He smells like ... hedgehogs!

2. The bathtub.

JO: Opie is my hot saucy boyfriend and I am his hot saucy girlfriend!
ME: ...
JO (singing): Hot saucy girlfriend! Hot saucy girlfriend!
ME (deciding to go all child psych 101): Hot saucy girlfriend? What does that mean?
JO: It means your girlfriend is in a volcano and she is hot from lava!
ME: I see. And how about "saucy"?
JO: Saucy, like she is covered with tomato sauce!


Dana said...

Aww! Too cute. It's amazing what they think of!

Julie Pippert said...

If Me was me? After that last bit of double entendre I am pretty sure I'd have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.

Unless it was Patience. NO LAUGHING around Patience.;)

Just a great exchange, hilarious!

Using My Words

Christina said...

LOL! I love kid logic.

Hope you didn't freak out too much upon hearing "hot saucy girlfriend" come out of your child's mouth!

Magpie said...

Oh, the google searchers are going to have a field day with those quotes!

mayberry said...

Magpie, I know. I am just waiting to see those hit the ol' sitemeter!

Christina, I did. I was quietly panicking! And to boot, my MOTHER witnessed the whole thing!

mothergoosemouse said...

I wish my kid could say "hedgehog". ;)

Kyle and I both rolled on the floor at these!

TB said...

Excuse me, I'm going to go tell my husband that I'm hot from lava and covered with tomato sauce. Things have been a little slow since the baby was born... that should do the trick.

Damselfly said...

Haha! Reminds me of my friend's little brother who alarmed their mother with talk about a wet T-shirt contest. Ther mom asked about it, and he said, "Oh, you know where they throw water on you to see who gets the wettest."