Two conversations that made me go hmmmm.
1. Indoors, having lunch (which isn't PB&Js).
JO: I smell ... Mr. B.!
ME (slightly afraid of the response): Uh... what does Mr. B. smell like?
JO: Peanut butter sandwiches!
OPIE: No! He smells like ... hedgehogs!
2. The bathtub.
JO: Opie is my hot saucy boyfriend and I am his hot saucy girlfriend!
ME: ...
JO (singing): Hot saucy girlfriend! Hot saucy girlfriend!
ME (deciding to go all child psych 101): Hot saucy girlfriend? What does that mean?
JO: It means your girlfriend is in a volcano and she is hot from lava!
ME: I see. And how about "saucy"?
JO: Saucy, like she is covered with tomato sauce!
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Aww! Too cute. It's amazing what they think of!
If Me was me? After that last bit of double entendre I am pretty sure I'd have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.
Unless it was Patience. NO LAUGHING around Patience.;)
Just a great exchange, hilarious!
Julie
Using My Words
LOL! I love kid logic.
Hope you didn't freak out too much upon hearing "hot saucy girlfriend" come out of your child's mouth!
Oh, the google searchers are going to have a field day with those quotes!
Magpie, I know. I am just waiting to see those hit the ol' sitemeter!
Christina, I did. I was quietly panicking! And to boot, my MOTHER witnessed the whole thing!
I wish my kid could say "hedgehog". ;)
Kyle and I both rolled on the floor at these!
Excuse me, I'm going to go tell my husband that I'm hot from lava and covered with tomato sauce. Things have been a little slow since the baby was born... that should do the trick.
Haha! Reminds me of my friend's little brother who alarmed their mother with talk about a wet T-shirt contest. Ther mom asked about it, and he said, "Oh, you know where they throw water on you to see who gets the wettest."
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